Be your fuckin' self

No escape from the mass mind rape
Play it again jack and then rewind the tape
And then play it again and again and again
Until ya mind is locked in
Believin' all the lies that they're tellin' ya
Buyin' all the products that they're sellin' ya
They say jump and ya say how high
Ya brain-dead
Ya gotta fuckin' bullet in ya head

-RATM


So once again I saw enough of TV to make a rant about the things bothering me. This one advertisement with some preteen asswipe acting all cool in front of Shahrukh Khan and John Abraham is somehow the flavour of the season. I ask you this : will you tell those celebrities to get aside while you enjoy the uber-kewl Gen-Y cola? I know the moron who does it on the TV would be down on his knees rubbing his nose in their shoes begging for a 2 minute movie role before you realize the damage the sweetened carbonated water is doing to your system. And I am not gonna educate you about how Pepsi or Coke is bad for you, we have many forwarded E-mails for that shit, my point is why do you need some fake-ass 'idol' to tell you what's good for you? And why would you hold a cola can with two fingers like you've just acquired some advanced form of Polio?


Why don't you have a personality of your own? Wake up dipshits. Just because some prepubescent dimwit drinks a cola with two fingers doesn't mean you will become cool by aping him. Get a life! Just 'cause some kid in your class listens to certain genre of music does not mean that you will have to like the same shit to be more socially acceptable. And please, for God's sake, stop buying some stupid colourful T-shirts with some band's picture just 'cause you have heard their name.You walk around all day with an Iron Maiden shirt wishing some cool kid will walk up and say, "Hey man, you like the Maiden? Sweet dude. You're cool." And you feel accepted. And you have no other way to make friends because you're a social retard and require something as superficial and cliche as musical preference to break the ice. Then you go home and download the latest Himesh track and grove all night long. Have your own opinions for crying out loud! Just 'cause I just implied that Himesh is a dumbass doesn't mean that you stop listening to his shit. If you liked it before you read this, why shouldn't you like it after?

Why should you fall prey to cultural memes? Why does your fashion sense change with every new Saif Ali Khan movie? Trust me, if you can't go to one movie without changing your opinion about the clothes to wear then do yourself a favour: STAY THE FUCK HOME!

This just in: Dhoni has changed his hairstyle! Go run to the nearest saloon and get it done exactly like him right now, lest your neighbour should get it done before you!


Now I am way too pissed to write more. So here's a word from the sponsors - EAT SHIT